Personal Issues

PERSONAL ISSUES



NC-17 SOUNDTRAXXX is being edited, revised, and published. The literature content is gradually being removed for publication or  being transferred to the upcoming site: MHQ HEADQUARTERS. The music countdowns, however, shall remain here.

In the meantime, and why I haven't posted anything in a long time... I am proud to present, the first actual book publication, a dystopian epic: The Mansion Feel free to check it out; it is self-published and fully independent.

According to the plant and animal life on Earth, which eventually unfriends the human race amidst bold accusations coming from an oddly-shaped row of trees: the concepts of government, religion, and economics were fabricated by the same sources that devised such absurdity as Black Friday sales, fashionable bowling attire, expiration dates for vaginal lube, and marketing strategies to entice specifically targeted mayonnaise consumers … and these sources obviously did not originate on the Planet Earth. From Prohibition to the dystopian future plagued with revolution, animosity towards society, and farming hippos with growth hormones, characters such as Squirrel Abraham and Jimmers Waffles (raccoon) not only challenge the status quo, but also question the entire history that created it.

Compiling 30 Sections and 68 different themes and storylines, which explore topics ranging from concepts of customer service to victimless crimes to a town in West Virginia that repeatedly becomes a ghost town; and featuring guest appearances from the likes of seahorses, dragonflies, praying mantis, chickens, and raccoon, The Mansion chronicles the plight of the human race, where Primitive Man evolved into the species known as Homo Bowler, and set out to destroy the world in a quest for decorative plates, generic shoes, and non-dairy powdered creamer.








BEAR 21... The Story of a Man and Her Umbrella
A premonition that I was going to die in 3 weeks by means of being eaten by a bear while walking home from work, BEAR 21 is a 21 day memoir reciting the events leading up to my brutal, tragic death. Aside from random encounters with a ravenous bear that had been on a rampage, subplots include life working in retail and an analysis of not obtaining jobs based on gender. A fake autobiography... based on true events, but less than 26% factual. Features a soundtrack of over 200 songs.




The Bus
In this struggling economy, there has been an increase in the amount of white girls riding the bus. Back when times were good, daddy bought these girls cars; the bus was considered too dangerous back then. If times get any worse, the bus will become the perfect place for babe watching.

As the amount of white girls continue to mount, the bus becomes too dangerous for scrawny little white boys like myself. I don’t always have change; I don’t live next to a convenient store; I live right next door to City Market. If I need change, I have to go into City Market and buy something. City Market is a bakery, and a cafĂ©, and all that shit. If I need change, I have to purchase a cupcake, and take it on the bus in a clear plastic container.

It is so dangerous riding the bus with an exposed cupcake with all the white girls now on the bus. I try to sit next to crack dealers and thugs, but they are gone. Instead, I can feel all eyes on my cupcake. I attempt to cover it, but I spend the bus ride in fear that a white girl is going to try to attack me and steal my cupcake. There is no City Market by my work; if the cupcake is stolen, that is the end of it. I would rather be gang-raped by the entire bus than have my cupcake stolen…I paid $2.25 for it.


Also, coming soon by request, two more sections: one titled Best Case Scenarios, involving ways to overcome major predicaments… & The Girl From City Market.

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