2016/05/03

The Top 25 Songs of 2014

THE FINALE of the biggest longest list on this website. After being concerned the years of great music was in the past, and needing substantial influence to write an epic novel, we researched as much music as possible... courtesy of Rate Your Music with their Top 1000 albums that can be customized by the genres (they are not the slightest least bit impressed with this mere 666 single songs) and that resulted in this big ass list and an 824-page dystopian epic called The Mansion.

Unfortunately, the story cannot be printed on this blog anymore. If you are interested in reading a fake documentary that implies the human race consists of four different species (Cerians, Vestans, Dyptherians, and Dipthongs) that came to Earth via a collision of two planets in the asteroid belt told "Catcher in the Rye" style with slang diction, with other comparisons to Slaughterhouse Five, Infinite Jest, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and Brave New World, then you can buy the book from amazon.

In the meantime, enjoy the music:



25. The Amazing Snakeheads
"I'm A Vampire"  3:35
Amphetamine Ballads
Glasgow, Scotland

Punk Blues/Garage Rock/Psychedelic Rock

24. Sork
"Kråksång"  4:11
Horseflies Flies
Göteborg, Sweden

Noise Rock

23. The Skull Defekts
"King of Misinformation"  6:14
Dances in Dreams of the Known Unknown
Göteborg, Sweden

Noise Rock/Experimental Rock

22. David Kilgour And The Heavy Eights
"Like Rain"  4:12
End Times Undone
Dunedin, New Zealand

Neo-Psychedelia/Jangle Pop

21. Krakatau
"Riddells Creek"  10:11
Water Near A Bridge
Melbourne, AU

Neo-Psychedelia/Krautrock

20. Electric Litany
"Enduring Days You Will Overcome"  7:39
Enduring Days You Will Overcome
London, England

Post-Rock/Dream Pop

19. Hi Fiction Science
"1000 Years"  7:16
Curious Yellow
Bristol, England

Psychedelic Rock/Post-Rock

18. Porter
"Huracancún"  5:22
Moctezuma
Guadalajara, Mexico

Dream Pop/Neo-Psychedelia/Art Pop/Indie Pop

17. 刺猬
"星光"  4:29
幻象波普星  (Phantom Pop Star)
Beijing, China

Neo-Psychedelia/Dream Pop/Indie Pop

16. Odesza
"Memories That You Call (Feat. Monsoonsiren)"  4:08
In Return
Seattle, WA

Dream Pop/Chillwave

15. Eleventeen Eston
"Shoelace Episode 1: Hugo's Theme (Prelude)"  2:14
Delta Horizon
Perth, AU

Hypnagogic Pop/Vaporwave

14. Perfect Beings
"Fictions"  4:53
Perfect Beings
Los Angeles, CA

Art Rock/Progressive Rock

13. Lee Fields & The Expressions
"Magnolia"  3:20
Emma Jean
Wilson, NC

Soul/Funk

12. Spotlight Kid
"Bright Eyes"  5:12
Ten Thousand Hours
Nottingham, England

Dream Pop/Shoegaze

11. Bull of Heaven
"Songs for Girls 5"  5:03
300: Songs for Girls
Denver, CO

Lo-Fi Indie/Folk/Psychedelic Rock

10. Mode Moderne
"Unburden Yourself"  3:12
Occult Delight
Vancouver, BC

Post-Punk/Jangle Pop

9. Jeffertitti's Nile
"The Day the Sky Fell"  9:18
The Electric Hour
Los Angeles, CA

Psychedelic Rock/Space Rock

8. Rainbow Island
"Mirapuri Lagoon"  10:00
Road to Mirapuri
Rome, Italy

Neo-Psychedelia/Electronic

7. Seahawks
"Rainbow Sun (feat. Maria Minerva)"  6:10
Paradise Freaks
London, England

Alternative R&B/Hypnagogic Pop

6. Tomorrows Tulips
"Clear"  5:03
When
Costa Mesa, CA

Lo-Fi Indie/Neo-Psychedelia

5. Parquet Courts
"Instant Disassembly"  7:12
Sunbathing Animal
New York, NY

Indie Rock/Post-Punk

4. Wussy
"Teenage Wasteland"  4:40
Attica!
Cincinnati, OH

Indie Rock/Americana

3. Ought
"The Weather Song"  4:37
More Than Any Other Day
Montreal, QC

Art Punk/Post-Punk

2. Car Seat Headrest
"The Ending Of Dramamine"  14:18
How To Leave Town
Leesburg, VA/Seattle, WA

Lo-Fi Indie/Indie Pop/Indie Rock

1. Swans
"Bring the Sun / Toussaint L'Ouverture"  15:28
To Be Kind
New York, NY

Art Punk/Noise Rock/Experimental


Bonus 1. Bull of Heaven
"Weed Problem II - V (33-50)(Excerpt)"  17:27
301: Weed Problem II - V
Denver, CO

Drone/Noise Rock/Stoner Rock





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NC-17 SOUNDTRAXXX is being edited, revised, and published. The literature content is gradually being removed for publication or  being transferred to the upcoming site: MHQ HEADQUARTERS. The music countdowns, however, shall remain here.

In the meantime... our first actual book publication, a dystopian epic: The Mansion 


According to the plant and animal life on Earth, which eventually unfriends the human race amidst bold accusations coming from an oddly-shaped row of trees: the concepts of government, religion, and economics were fabricated by the same sources that devised such absurdity as Black Friday sales, fashionable bowling attire, expiration dates for vaginal lube, and marketing strategies to entice specifically targeted mayonnaise consumers … and these sources obviously did not originate on the Planet Earth. From Prohibition to the dystopian future plagued with revolution, animosity towards society, and farming hippos with growth hormones, characters such as Squirrel Abraham and Jimmers Waffles (raccoon) not only challenge the status quo, but also question the entire history that created it.

Compiling 30 Sections and 68 different themes and storylines, which explore topics ranging from concepts of customer service to victimless crimes to a town in West Virginia that repeatedly becomes a ghost town; and featuring guest appearances from the likes of seahorses, dragonflies, praying mantis, chickens, and raccoon, The Mansion chronicles the plight of the human race, where Primitive Man evolved into the species known as Homo Bowler, and set out to destroy the world in a quest for decorative plates, generic shoes, and non-dairy powdered creamer.

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