"He Went to Jared"
by Tony J. Neal
You know who I can't stand? That stupid mother fucker Jared!
You know who I can't stand worse than that? Some stupid ass douche who went to Jared.
You know who I can't stand worse that that? Some dumb hoe enamored with the stupid fucking douche who went to Jared.
You know who I can't stand worse that that? Some dumb hoe enamored with some dumb hoe enamored with some stupid fucking douche who went to that asshole cock sucker mother fucking stupid ass prick Jared.
What's even worse than that is any kiss beginning with Kay.
I hate jewelry. There is nothing more grotesque on a person than expensive jewelry. Baggy pants and an idiotic sideways cap looks better than jewelry.
Whereas "at the table" is figure of speech known as a prepositional phrase, "he went to Jared" is a figure of speech known as "deal breaker."
Ban television! Boycott marketing deceptive advertisements! End all forms of slavery! Denounce romance based on material purchases! Encourage the government to shut down for good! And stay shut down!!! Fire the politicians; dismantle the military... Burn The White House and turn it into a K-Mart- at least then it will be a smoother operation; burn The Congressional Building and turn into a Dollar Store- at least then we'll be paying what the merchandise contained within is actually worth; burn The Pentagon and change it into a hazardous waste asbestos factory- that will create a safer environment that kills significantly LESS people.
Other than that, I hope you all are having a wonderful great day!
Back to work.