Product Review: TGI Friday's Mozzarella Sticks

Product Review: TGI Friday's Mozzarella Sticks

Price: Unknown. Came as part of the Harris Teeter Meal Deal where one could get a Red Baron Pizza, a TGI Friday's appetizer, a bag of Utz Chips, Heluva Good Dip, and a 2 liter of Coke for $9.99. (All I really wanted was the 2 liter and the chips, but figured, fuck it, might as well spend the extra $4 and get the rest of this shit.)

Description:  Frozen mozzarella sticks that can be easily cooked in any oven and, just like that, there is a side dish to accompany anything on Earth.

Sober: Ehh, it's a quick side dish; nothing special.

Coming home relatively inebriated on Halloween: Should one accidentally leave them in the oven slightly longer than appropriate cooking time, the sticks will rupture and spill a pile of melted cheese all over the aluminum foil (AKA- the non-stick cookie sheet that was suggested in the directions.) Caution: Peeling the melted cheese off the foil and attempting to refill the bursted sticks may cause severe burning.

Also: breaded and deep fried cheese that is relatively cholesterol free raises a lot of questions about the ingredients. In fact, raises a lot of questions about many things, really.

Rating: ***

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