2011/10/19

The Top 150 Songs of 1983

The Top 150 Songs of 1983 + What Will Be, Will Be
Part 1: Millie's Appeal Trial
Part 2: The Skipper's Futon
Part 3: The Adventures of Templeton the Mayonnaise Man
Part 4: My Will (For In Case I Die)
Part 5: Figure Shit out for Yourself Week
Part 6: What Will Be, Will Be (Hearts Swooning in the Air)




NC-17 SOUNDTRAXXX is being edited, revised, and published. The literature content is gradually being removed for publication or  being transferred to the upcoming site: MHQ HEADQUARTERS. The music countdowns, however, shall remain here.

In the meantime, and why I haven't posted anything in a long time... I am proud to present, the first actual book publication, a dystopian epic: The Mansion Feel free to check it out; it is self-published and fully independent.

According to the plant and animal life on Earth, which eventually unfriends the human race amidst bold accusations coming from an oddly-shaped row of trees: the concepts of government, religion, and economics were fabricated by the same sources that devised such absurdity as Black Friday sales, fashionable bowling attire, expiration dates for vaginal lube, and marketing strategies to entice specifically targeted mayonnaise consumers … and these sources obviously did not originate on the Planet Earth. From Prohibition to the dystopian future plagued with revolution, animosity towards society, and farming hippos with growth hormones, characters such as Squirrel Abraham and Jimmers Waffles (raccoon) not only challenge the status quo, but also question the entire history that created it.

Compiling 30 Sections and 68 different themes and storylines, which explore topics ranging from concepts of customer service to victimless crimes to a town in West Virginia that repeatedly becomes a ghost town; and featuring guest appearances from the likes of seahorses, dragonflies, praying mantis, chickens, and raccoon, The Mansion chronicles the plight of the human race, where Primitive Man evolved into the species known as Homo Bowler, and set out to destroy the world in a quest for decorative plates, generic shoes, and non-dairy powdered creamer.









Press play to listen to the songs.



150. Suicidal Tendencies
"I Saw Your Mommy"  4:55
S/T
Venice, CA

Roland spent $357 on groceries at Piggly Wiggly and fed it all to one special hippopotamus at the local zoo. On the way home, he ran over and mashed Dorothy. Witnesses all laughed.

149. Naked Eyes
"Always Something There to Remind Me"  3:42
Burning Bridges
Bath, England

Months after Christina left, Merle did not make any attempt whatsoever to put their relationship in the past. He thought of her constantly, and even fabricated past memories. Going down the pasta aisle at Pick 'n Save reminded him of how they used to cook to lasagna together. Her ass never cooked no lasagna. Ever. Mother fucker doesn’t even have any clue how to even make lasagna.

148. Styx
"Mr. Roboto"  5:31
Kilroy Was Here
Chicago, IL

Upon hearing marijuana was prescribed in some states to cure arthritis, 79 year old Millie would score a large bag once a month with her Social Security check. Agnes would often come over, and the two would smoke a bowl and listen to blistering thrash metal. The police raided their pad one day, loud music, since the bag was large, Agnes bought some, Millie was imprisoned for intent to distribute.

147. Golpes Bajos
"Estoy Enfermo"  3:03
S/T EP
Vigo, Spain

Ernesto was the type of person who had a devoted following of obsessed cult worshipping stalkers everywhere he went, even though he radically opposed many of the laws. The incarceration of Millie disturbed him. One, because she was an elderly woman. But, two, in much of the world, what she did was totally legal, and should be legal here too. He chose to represent her.

146. Republika
"Prad"  4:22
Nowe Styuacje
Toruń, Poland

It is written in any doctrine that proposes independence to the people that all persons shall have the right to the pursuit of happiness. Furthermore, it is considered wrongful to attempt to deter another person this right. And that we should all be happy, while allowing others to feel this joy, even though we may disagree on what defines joy or how it is achieved, so long as it does not prevent others.

145. Nena
"99 Luftballoons"  3:56
Nena
Hagen, Germany

While others are out having fun and being happy, some people who generally are not fond of these things will participate in the activities as well. They do this just be out doing something, anything. Beats sitting at home on a nice day.

144. The Suburbs
"Rattle My Bones"  3:29
Love is the Law
Minneapolis, MN

Unfortunately, in this day and age, what is considered normal for the pursuit of happiness is strictly outlined on daytime TV and tabloids. Those who pursue happiness in an alternate way may be considered outcasts by the conforming members of society, and subject to imprisonment or heavy fines.

143. Dumptruck
"Watch Her Fall"  3:09
D is For Dumptruck
Boston, MA

It has been stated the more intelligent a person is, the less likely he/she is to be persuaded by the influence of the media. But, some people think that they are extremely intelligent because they are able to make "rational" decisions because they have followed the media coverage closely, and are able to recite all the exact same points of view the commentator said. These people will stubbornly dissect everything exactly like the commentator told them to do; they may judgmental too, in regards to those who disagree with the announcers.

142. Loquillo Y Trogloditas
"Rocker City"  3:56
El Ritmo Del Garage
Barcelona, Spain

Judy the housewife was a strong advocate for people behaving "appropriately", and was not too particularly fond of oddballs who do unusual things merely as a source for entertainment. Somewhat sinful, she thought. One beautiful nice day, her husband was away on business. Her friends were nowhere to be found. She didn't want to be home, so she went out of character and hung out with some freaks, just to avoid sitting at home. This changed her life.

141. The Fixx
"One Thing Leads to Another"  3:25
Reach the Beach
London, England

Judy's husband suspected improper behavior from his wife while she was away based on the menacing music she started listening to, and the fact that she mysteriously wanted to him to accompany her to places they would never have thought of going. She was honest with how it came about. John, a regular guy at the office, suddenly looked out and felt out of place at this weird concert he was forced to attend. It was not for him.

140. Accept
"Balls to the Wall"  5:43
Balls to the Wall
Solingen, Germany

He thought about thoroughly, and respected her wishes to attend these shows. While she was gone, he stayed home and watched classic boxing matches on YouTube. It was great, he got to feel like a "guy" again in his own home, which she had decorated to her liking and he had no say whatsoever. John discovered he liked some menacing music as well. His teenage son, whom he had been losing touch with somewhat, even enjoyed this. They hung out together, friends would come over. It was a good time.

139. Duran Duran
"Tiger Tiger"  3:21
Seven and the Ragged Tiger
Birmingham, England

Judy would come home late at night, with the new friends she made. John would be there with his friends. The married couple was happy about this. Although they remained faithful to each other, they did enjoy the presence and casual flirting with other members of the opposite sex.

138. Talking Heads
"Moon Rocks"  5:46
Speaking in Tongues
New York, NY

The son, Darnell, would hang out there with his friends too. They opted to hang out here in part due to the fact that Judy and John would allow them to drink in moderation (safer than having them go out and drive they agreed), but it was mostly due to the fact that all of his friends had the hots for his mom. Darnell did not mind, because he had a thing for all of her friends. This was a major topic of discussion within the group. They would play danceable music at gatherings at attempt to cop cheap feels while dancing with the older women.

137. The Creatures
"Gecko"  3:50
A Bestiatry Of
London, England

Although they would never cross the boundaries, the ladies enjoyed all the younger boys constantly flattering them with outrageous remarks. They'd keep their hands to themselves, even though they purposely wore more revealing clothing in front of them. These women laughed about what this was probably causing.

136. Def Leppard
"Die Hard the Hunter"  6:16
Pyromania
Sheffield, England

One night at 2:16 AM, there was a knock on the door. It was the neighbor, Millie, and her friend Agnes. They assumed she had come over because they were making too much noise. Hardly, bitches, cuz Millie & Agnes is retired and they don't have anywhere to be- ever. They had with them a bag of weed, and a CD of what they described as brutal intense death metal.

135. Thin Lizzy
"Thunder and Lightning"  4:54
Thunder and Lightning
Dublin, Ireland

Although she did not cross the boundaries, and, for the most part, kept her hands to herself, Agnes would say some crude remarks to some of Darnell's friends. His friend Lee Roy: she had his 18th birthday circled on her calendar- 3 weeks away. It brought back all the youthful energy, and the pursuit of happiness took on a new phase.

134. Black Sabbath
"Zero the Hero"  7:35
Born Again
Birmingham, England

Scott was the arresting officer who booked Millie and had sent to the joint. He was doing his job, and in his opinion, keeping the streets safe from these scumbag drug dealers. However, the court hearing somehow made national news and became a big event. As a result, Scott began questioning his morals. He took a vacation and thought about this extensively.

133. 013
"Vapaa"  2:07
Takaisin Todellisuuteen
Pukkila, Finland

The parties went on without Millie, though she was constantly discussed. Everybody rooted for her, and hoped she would get off and beat the case; many were certain this was going to happen. They would drink toasts to her in her honor.

132. Witchfinder General
"Friends of Hell"  6:06
Friends of Hell
Stourbridge, England

Surprisingly, Millie made a lot of new friends in the joint. You see, she was retired anyway and this wasn't too much different than her regular life; it's not like this was dampening her skiing trip, even though her arthritis was aching worse because the marijuana was no longer available to cure it. Her new friends were hard asses who knew even more brutal heavy metal bands than she did. This was great! She hoped all of them would be out someday.

131. Rhys Chatham
"Cadenza"  6:07
Factor X
New York, NY

It is written in the Bill of Rights, Amendment 8, that there shall never be excessive fines, bail, or cruel and unusual punishment. Millie's lawyer, Ernesto, was making a strong case with this. He not only challenged the state's marijuana laws but steadfastly winning over the entire country with his provocative speeches and attacks on other corporations who impose these items as well, like banks. Large groups of supporters were now protesting "The American Way" out in front of the court house.

130. Flue
"Passionate"  4:29
Vista
Netherlands

Also involved with this case was the First Amendment in regards to religion. The state kept insisting that using marijuana for medical purposes was downright wrong, even though they had zero substantial physical evidence to back up their claim. Simply put, they based this opinion on what they learned in church or from their other governing form of religion- TV shows. These people had a way of making others feel guilty for their selection of the pursuit of happiness because it did not coincide with how they deciphered Jesus would view it.

129. Agnetha Fältskog
"Man"  5:07
Wrap Your Arms Around Me
Jönköping, Sweden/Stockholm, Sweden

Typical U.S. mentality, even though in their minds Millie should be set free, but the law is the law, and whoever made this law knew exactly what they were doing because they were elected fairly by outstanding geniuses who show up at the polls. It would be too radical to set her free, what would Jesus think? Some insisted that drug dealers should receive Capitol Punishment, and Millie was being considered for this. It was so sad.

128. Slime
"Störtebeker"  2:13 
Alle Gegen Alle
Hamburg, Germany

After the verdict, a riot erupted outside the courtroom. The riot squad, the police, claimed they were defending the rights of Americans by brainlessly doing whatever they were told, escalated the riot into violence by beating on the participants with their clubs and spraying all of them with pepper spray. The riot squad's duty is to always, no matter what, take the side of the courtroom's verdict. These people are too stupid to ever formulate any opinion of their own.

127. Negative Approach
"Hypocrite"  1:44
Tied Down
Detroit, MI

Scott, the arresting officer, returned from a vacation of self-analysis and got involved with the riot. It was he who actually put a stop to the police brutality. He showed his badge, and read them their rights, for he knew them. His crew of camera men captured everything. The people were permitted to protest. 14 members of the riot squad were arrested and detained.

126. Plan 9
"Beg For Love"  3:36
Dealing With the Dead
Providence, RI

Jail can change the mentality of some people. Fourteen riot squad officers out on bail, a re-dedicated Scott, Agnes, and a few others devised a master scheme, and miraculously busted Millie out of prison. Order was restored. All search warrants for her mysteriously found its way to the trash can.






NC-17 Soundtraxxx SONGS OF 1983:  150-126  125-101  100-76  75-51  50-26  25-#1




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Bottom image by: Unkar

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