The Top 150 Songs of 1982

The Top 150 Songs of 1982 + More Dysfunctional Sex Cravings and Mysterious Disappearances
Part 1: Order Restored
Part 2: Janie's Uncontrollable Sex Cravings
Part 3: Punks Vs. Douches
Part 4: Altered Course
Part 5: The Pampered Chef Lady
Part 6: Squashed Things

NC-17 SOUNDTRAXXX is being edited, revised, and published. The literature content is gradually being removed for publication or  being transferred to the upcoming site: MHQ HEADQUARTERS. The music countdowns, however, shall remain here.

In the meantime, and why I haven't posted anything in a long time... I am proud to present, the first actual book publication, a dystopian epic: The Mansion Feel free to check it out; it is self-published and fully independent.

According to the plant and animal life on Earth, which eventually unfriends the human race amidst bold accusations coming from an oddly-shaped row of trees: the concepts of government, religion, and economics were fabricated by the same sources that devised such absurdity as Black Friday sales, fashionable bowling attire, expiration dates for vaginal lube, and marketing strategies to entice specifically targeted mayonnaise consumers … and these sources obviously did not originate on the Planet Earth. From Prohibition to the dystopian future plagued with revolution, animosity towards society, and farming hippos with growth hormones, characters such as Squirrel Abraham and Jimmers Waffles (raccoon) not only challenge the status quo, but also question the entire history that created it.

Compiling 30 Sections and 68 different themes and storylines, which explore topics ranging from concepts of customer service to victimless crimes to a town in West Virginia that repeatedly becomes a ghost town; and featuring guest appearances from the likes of seahorses, dragonflies, praying mantis, chickens, and raccoon, The Mansion chronicles the plight of the human race, where Primitive Man evolved into the species known as Homo Bowler, and set out to destroy the world in a quest for decorative plates, generic shoes, and non-dairy powdered creamer.

Press play on the image below to listen to all of the songs while you read.

150. A Flock of Seagulls
"I Ran (So Far Away)"  5:13
Liverpool, England

149. Laura Branigan
"Gloria"  3:53
Brewster, NY (1957)-East Quogue, NY (2004)

148. Romeo Void
"Never Say Never"  3:26
San Francisco, CA

147. Deux Filles
"Drinking At a Stream"  4:03
Silence & Wisdom
London, England

146. Witchfinder General
"Invisible Hate"  6:06
Death Penalty
Stourbridge, England

145. Ilegales
"Tiempos Nuevos, Tiempos Salvajes"  3:01
Oviedo, Spain

144. The Prisoners
"Till the Morning Light"  3:13
A Taste of Pink!
Rochester, England

143. Hassisen Kone
"Totuus"  5:27
Harsoinen Teräs
Joensuu, Finland

142. Charly García
"Superheroes"  6:59
Yendo de la Cama al Living
Buenos, Argentina

141. The Pin Group
"Long Night"  3:06
Giant Steps
Christchurch, New Zealand

140. Tracey Thorn
"Dreamy"  2:57
A Distant Shore
Hatfield, England

139. Dave Lindholm
"Naisen ääni"  6:59
Helsinki, Finland

138. The Names
"Floating World"  2:51
Bruxelles, Belgium

137. Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
"The Message"  7:12
The Message
New York, NY

136. Ebba Grön
"Tittar På TV"  5:28
Ebba Grön
Ragsved, Sweden

135. The Bongos
"Certain Harbours"  2:59
Drums Along the Hudson
Hoboken, NJ

134. Maximum Joy
"Temple Bomb Twist"  3:39
Station MXJY
Bristol, England

133. Eddy Detroit
"Beezlebub"  2:28
Immortal Gods
Phoenix, AZ

132. Aldo Nova
"Fantasy"  5:06
Montreal, QC  Canada

131. Scorpions
"China White"  6:59
Hannover, Germany

130. Þeyr
"Current"  3:24
As Above
Reykjavik, Iceland

129. The Cravats
"There is No International Rescue"  4:27
The Colossal Tunes Out
Redditch, England

128. Judy Nylon & Crucial
"Others"  3:17
Pal Judy
New York, NY/London, England

127. Jandek
"European Jewel"  4:27
Chair Beside a Window
Houston, TX

126. Peter Green
"White Sky"  8:50
White Sky
London, England

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Bottom image by: Hungeree

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